Two Feelers, Six legs & WICKED!

"Two Feelers, Six legs & WICKED!"
A true story by Stefan K.

I just had war with this cockroach in the kitchen. Fucking bugger!

"Did you kill it?"

TOTALLY. i think it died... it should have!

Cause I had marcoroni just now and I just left the bowl in the sink after that.
I went down to the kitchen for some grapes and I saw that fucker in the bowl.

So I took like this brush/scrub thing for dishes, and started to distract it, to get it out of the bowl and it ran away hid behind some dishes but stupidly ran towards me.
It then stopped at the end of the kitchen tabletop with its stupid back against me. I took a quick shot with the brush on my hand.

"WHAM!" Erupted with that smack against the table edge. The cockroach then fell to the ground and one of its feelers broke.

It was upside down and its trying its fucking best to turn around but to no avail.

I then took the floor cloth that was lying beside the bugger, covered it and took a kitchen slipper to smack it further, brutal and relentless!

I lifted up the cloth up and it was flat to the ground with its organs bursting out with juice.
but I swear, its first 2 legs and 1 feelers were still moving!

I tried to clean up the mess, so I took like 'ginormous' kitchen papers to cover it, wanting to sweep it all up and toss it into the bin, beside it. But, little did i know... The cockroach some how managed to move its pathetic ass to the side of the tissue that was covering it and hanging its first 2 legs on the side on the tissues.

I was pretty convinced it was gonna die eventually, so I just left it there and let my maid do the cleaning up, because I did not dare to touch it.

Satisfied, I took my grapes and a packet of Iced Milo and went up to my computer and started telling Elaine this story amidst watching Australia's Next Top Model...

-THE END-

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA! This is freaking hilarious! :P

Credits: Elaine, for coming up with the title!

P.S. Everyone's entitled to their own OPINIONS!

La Bella Vita

So! I've been partying alot lately. And my folks aren't too pleased! HAHAHA.
OH WELL. I'm only young once.
I'm gonna do anything and everything that I want with no regrets, hopefully!

So partied up last week big time!

Weds - Zouk
Thurs - Clinic, MoS
Fri - Home club
Sat - Zouk, Taboo, PLAY
Sun - Powerhouse
Mon - FUCKING HUNGOVER!

Here are the pictures!

This shot was taken at Balcony, the day Elaine and I FINALLY met up for Marmalade Pantry and shopping!

Herman got PISSED DRUNK that night! HEHEHE! And Hazel's the CUTEST! :)

Saturday evening, we got invites to Zouk for MOTOROLA SUPER-STYLE MIX, some first ever "Grammy-esque" local music awards. Hahahha. HELL IT WAS FREEZING IN THERE! Haha!
Opening performance of the night! THE FABULOUS IQ of DAVID GUNN! Chris Ho's awesomeeeee! I love him. He wasn't feeling really well that night, spoke to him before he went on stage. BUT! He won a 'Special Mention' award that night, which is fucking dope! He definitely deserves it!

Irene Ang's HILARIOUSSSS! She's a darling! Met her through a friend. And partied with her and quite a few of her pals! They're all NUTS! Hahahahha. In a good way of course! Love partying with them. I bumped into Irene outside the loo, and she was like, "I'm presenting award later leh, must scream loud loud ah!" Hahahaha. For sure I did!

And then, that's X'Ho giving his thank-you speech! CONGRATS AGAIN!

Poured heavilyyyyyy that night and we all got drenched but still looking HOT! Haahahhaha! :P

WE FUCKING LOVE YOU, SHEILA SMELLLLLLLL!! <3
ANDDDD, I met HIDEKI of Style-Asia when I was over at VIP at Movida, Sunday night! He was sooooo cool and funny. HAHAHA!After which, I got drunk and fucking WASTEDDDD! Haha. Got home at 7am.

Then fast forward to this week's partying... On Weds night. We kicked off the night at Fashion Bar with some Chilean wine! And also, I made this really sweet friend who works there. HEY EDEN!He gets me the best seats available in the house! Hahahaha! ;)



Then comes Thursday even when we attended "Show Prive" fashion show at Muhd Sultan. It showcased the local up and coming designers.
Thennn we all headed to Velvet Underground for the after party and met up with Alice, Charlene, Amot, Rachel and Yiting!
WOO!
xx

"YOU'RE AN ASS!"

FUCKING HELL I'M BACK!
Hahahaha.
Well, I haven't been blogging for like 2 weeks cause it has been CRAZZZZYYY!

2 weeks back, I went to KL. SO much happened!
And throughout last week I was out partying for 5 nights straight!
MADNESS!

Let me begin with KL. My dad went on Tuesday and I went there alone on Weds morning.

Weds morning, 8am, NOW I'VE LEARNT TO TRAVEL LIGHT! And it was quite an empty coach. I'm not complaining! Got there at about 2 in the afternoon, my fucking phone was recieving any signal and it has never happened before! Then my mom got it fixed. Dumped my bags off in the apartment then off I went shopping, not wasting any time! HAHAHA. STARHILL! Beautiful mall! It houses the big labels, LV, Gucci and all. Pretty quiet and exclusive. I like it there! Then along Bukit Bintang, went to LOT 10 and Sungei Wang!

Bought this one tank top from OrighinalFake. Haha. LOVE IT. It has these silver studs on it that forms out KING GLAM ROCK VODKA!
Then I saw this shop somewhere and I thought that Shanna MIGHT like it... OR Xiaxue. It's amazing how much pink they have in there! Hahahahaha.
I went to Times Square after that, went into the BIGGEST BORDERS in the world! Hahaha. Well, it was just REALLY spacious. That's all!

OH! Then that night, I was out again on my own. I wanted to look for somewhere to go for a drink. Walked to some nightspots but they didn't appeal to me. So I settled for this nice Italian place just downstairs the apartment.
BEFORE I GOT THERE, I was actually followed by some thugs! And honestly, I did get a little scared!
I've been to KL with my dad alone quite a couple of times already but never did this happen before, maybe cause it was late and I didn't use to go out that late?
So anyway... I was just walking out of this bend and I did see these 2 guys sitting somewhere in front of it and one of then guestured to another before both got up.
After which, I realised they were right behind me. At that point of time, I just kept looking towards the left where there were still shops, but in actual fact, was looking at them from the corner of my eye, in case they made any move to mug me or something. Then to my horror, one guy guestured for more guys to come! So there's like about 4 behind me already! I just kept going straight and I realised that there was a Police Kiosk right in front! I got there and before I knew it, they dispersed themselves already. PHEW!

Went to the MEGA MALL, Mid Valley the next day and had Kenny Rogers for lunch!


Avril Lavigne was like everywhere! Hahaha! I love her new album. So much fun! And thennnn, I got to KLCC! The Twin Towers.

Time to insert another story here. I got cheated by the cab driver! FUCKING HELL. I paid RM$38.80 from Mid Valley to KLCC! Before that, from the apartment at Bukit Bintang to Mid Valley, I paid only like RM$7ish. That ass cabbie then told me his is a PREMIER CAB! That's why it's more expensive. Soo, dumbly, I just paid. And then my dad told me there isn't such a cab! Oh whateverrr. KLCC was busy as hell as usual. DUNKIN' DOUGHNUTS! This one caught my eye. HAHA. HEHE! So I bought this last one! And sat beside 2 Arabic men. Soo many Arabic people in KL! Macham Eiffel Tower! Hahahhahah. And that's me chilling in the park right outside KLCC while waiting for my dad for dinner at 9pm!

That's one thing we cannot have amidst shopping districts here in Singapore. A PARK! It's really refreshing, after dropping all that dough in those superficial boutiques! My dad came and took me to Bangsar Village. It's like the Singapore version of Holland Village but much bigger! And the expats are still in the picture! Haha.

Then we settled at this Argentine Steakhouse for dinner. Amazing place. And it was one of the best steaks I've ever had!

I had it's signature T-bone accompanied with some wineee. WOO. The portion's much bigger than it looks! Hahaha. Got home then I fell asleep, woke up at 2am and went for a walk at the streets and got some Iced Milo on the way. HEHE.

Only 2am and the streets were quiet as hell!
But Louis Vuitton was all lit up and beautiful! :) Next day, on Friday, I got up all early and was gonna come back already. BUT dum dum dum! When my dad loaded the stuff into his car... He left the keys to his car as well in the trunk! And so were the spare keys! :/ I was like, "oh okay..." But my dad was all frantic and shit. Haha. He called up Lexus and they said the only way is to get the spare key of the spare key which is with my mom in SG! So guess what? My mom hopped onto the 10am coach and got here at about 4pm! HAHAHA. HILARIOUSSSSS. So in the mean time... I went out, and went to Times Square again.
Played a couple games of bowling! HAHAHA. In the most ridiculous shoes! Then my mom came, and soon we left for Singapore. HAHAHA. And I came to a realisation recently that I'm very much attracted to lights! I've been taking pictures of lights of such and I wanna create my own art piece or prints. PART TWO (PARTYING PICS) COMING REALLY SOON!